Terms of Service

Welcome to The Unc Daily. By using the app, this website, or subscribing to our newsletter, you agree to these terms. They’re short, so please give them a read.

It’s satire

Everything The Unc Daily publishes — headlines, articles, bylines, and commentary — is satire, written for entertainment and the occasional bit of education. It is not real news. Names, quotes, and events are invented or used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual people or events is coincidental (and usually the point). Please don’t rely on anything in the app as factual, professional, or financial advice.

Beta software

The Unc Daily is currently distributed as a beta through TestFlight. That means it’s a work in progress: features may change, break, or disappear, and editions may not always arrive on schedule. We provide it as-is while we keep improving it.

Newsletter

You can subscribe to our newsletter on the website to hear when the app launches and get the occasional update. It’s optional, we’ll only send things that are actually relevant, and you can unsubscribe at any time. See our Privacy Policy for how we handle your email.

Using The Unc Daily

The Unc Daily is for your personal, non-commercial enjoyment. Please don’t:

• copy, redistribute, or republish our content as your own;
• scrape, reverse-engineer, or attempt to disrupt or misuse the app, the website, or their services;
• use the app or website in any unlawful way.

Our content

The articles, artwork, masthead, name, and overall look of The Unc Daily belong to us and are protected by copyright and trademark. Using the app gives you a personal, limited, revocable licence to read and enjoy it — not to reuse it elsewhere.

No warranties

The app and website are provided “as is” and “as available,” without warranties of any kind. We don’t guarantee that they will be uninterrupted, error-free, or that a fresh edition will land every single morning.

Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, The Unc Daily and its creator are not liable for any damages arising from your use of the app or website. It is, after all, a comedy newspaper.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of New South Wales, Australia, where The Unc Daily is based.

Changes to these terms

We may update these terms from time to time. When we do, we’ll revise the date above. Continuing to use The Unc Daily means you accept the latest version.

Contact

Questions, corrections, or fan mail? Reach us at theuncdaily@outlook.com.